THE SEX LIFE OF AN ELECTRON

     One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro Farad decided
to try and get a cute little coil to let him discharge.  He picked up
Millie Amp and took her for a ride in his megacycle.  They rode
across the Wheatstone Bridge, around by the sin wave and stopped in a
magnet field by a flowing current.
     Micro Farad, attracted by Millie's characteristics, soon has his
resistance at a minimum and his field fully excited.  He laid her on
the ground potential, raised her frequency, lowered her resistance
and pulled out his high voltage probe.  He inserted it into her
socket, connecting them parallel, and began to short circuit her
shunt.  With his tube operating at a maximum peak and her coil
vibrating from the current flow, she soon reached her maximum
potential.  The excess current flow had gotten her hot and Micro
Farad was rapidly discharged and drained of every electron.  They
fluxed all night, trying various connections and sockets until his
bar magnet had lost all its field strength.  Afterward Millie Amp
tried self-induction and damaged her solenoid.  With his battery
fully discharged, Micro Farad was unable to excite his generator, so
they ended by reversing polarity and blowing each other's fuses.